Erryday I'm tumblin'

kinochestvo:

mikepayne:

kinochestvo:

mikepayne:

kinochestvo:

mikepayne:

(via fuckyeahdementia)

ART THOU BORED CUBAN?

I’m from Miami, FL so I’m a naturalized Cuban, yes. I remember the whole Elian thing being a big deal.

yeah, i remember the news covering his trip to disneyland, as though mickey mouse could overcome the irresistible steel fist of red communism upon the boy’s development.  in retrospect, much simpler times.

You’re goin back to Cuba, little boy. OOOOOOH YEEEEEEAH.
(snap into a slim jim)

LET’S SEE IF YOUR JESUS WILL BRING YOU SOME CANDY NOW AND PRODUCE A MIRACLE.  THERE IS NO CANDY.  YOUR JESUS DIDN’T BRING US ANY CANDY.  YOUR JESUS CHRIST CAN’T DO IT.  BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHO CAN DO IT.  WE WILL PRAY TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER FIDEL CASTRO, AND OUR GLORIOUS FIDEL WILL BRING US ALL THE CANDY WE CAN EAT.

Did you just have a seizure?